Meet Sam
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A month ago, give or take a week or two, I decided that I was sick and tired of waiting for a man to satisfy my every whim, so I ordered a sex toy. The wonderful people at Babeland had a wonderful selection of wonderful toys that do wonderful things. I'm quite happy with my selection. I have named him Sam. Sam does everything he promised to do. Sam is quite good at satisfying my every whim. Well, except for when the whim is getting me a bowl of ice cream....
And as an added bonus. I got this nifty tote bag that I can't think of one single place I will ever need to tote things to in it. Not exactly a bag to tote my lunch to work, or my knitting to the public library, or my makeup to Mom's.....Nifty though.
posted by Cooth @ 8:33 PM
6 Comments:
you never know - its hard to carry Sam, Dick and Harry to an orgy without a nifty bag like that ;)
Have fun!
Stock up on the batteries ;)
xx
pinks
I double dog dare you to take that to mom & dad's as a makeup case & leave it sitting out on the bathroom counter!!
Woo hoo! Join the club baby! Because actually, even with a man around who TOOK A VOW to satisfy your every whim, I'm here to tell you it just don't work out that way.
Babeland rocks!
I'm thinkin', perhaps, that the men will see your new bag and be drawn to you like moths to a flame!
Oh, I have lots of batteries. Although my camera uses more of them than Sam...
And I have come up with a use for the bag....I'll share it later. Stay tuned!
I visited the Babeland store in Seattle -- when it was still Toys in Babeland. Loved it.
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