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Monday, March 03, 2008

Meet Sam

Warning: If you are under 18, please get your parent's permission before continuing to read this post.
A month ago, give or take a week or two, I decided that I was sick and tired of waiting for a man to satisfy my every whim, so I ordered a sex toy. The wonderful people at Babeland had a wonderful selection of wonderful toys that do wonderful things. I'm quite happy with my selection. I have named him Sam. Sam does everything he promised to do. Sam is quite good at satisfying my every whim. Well, except for when the whim is getting me a bowl of ice cream....
And as an added bonus. I got this nifty tote bag that I can't think of one single place I will ever need to tote things to in it. Not exactly a bag to tote my lunch to work, or my knitting to the public library, or my makeup to Mom's.....Nifty though.


Blogger Pink said...

you never know - its hard to carry Sam, Dick and Harry to an orgy without a nifty bag like that ;)

Have fun!

Stock up on the batteries ;)

1:29 AM  
Blogger Tug said...

I double dog dare you to take that to mom & dad's as a makeup case & leave it sitting out on the bathroom counter!!

2:29 PM  
Blogger scarletvirago said...

Woo hoo! Join the club baby! Because actually, even with a man around who TOOK A VOW to satisfy your every whim, I'm here to tell you it just don't work out that way.

Babeland rocks!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

I'm thinkin', perhaps, that the men will see your new bag and be drawn to you like moths to a flame!

12:14 PM  
Blogger Cooth said...

Oh, I have lots of batteries. Although my camera uses more of them than Sam...

And I have come up with a use for the bag....I'll share it later. Stay tuned!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Yan said...

I visited the Babeland store in Seattle -- when it was still Toys in Babeland. Loved it.

3:15 PM  

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