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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Everything You Always Wanted to Know......

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cooth!

  1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing cooth.
  2. Cooth is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  3. Scientists believe that cooth began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted cooth.
  5. In her entire life, cooth will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as cooth!
  7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of cooth.
  8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as cooth would protect them from evil spirits.
  9. Cooth can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  10. Worldwide, cooth is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
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1 Comments:

Blogger SJ said...

I beg your pardon, I never face cooth when I copulate. That shit's gotta stay out of sight.

2:10 PM  

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